The Definition of A Basic Bitch

I’ve been getting a lot of flack over the title of my blog. Most people love it, some people hate it (especially after I insult their Chacos, my bad! It was sort of a joke?)

Well first of all, it’s my blog and I can name it whatever I want. I don’t go trolling your pages telling you what to do. Second of all, I know I can’t please everyone, but felt I needed to define what exactly is meant by “basic bitch.”

Here is Urban Dictionary’s definition: “Someone who is unflinchingly upholding of the status quo and stereotypes of their gender without even realizing it. She engages in typical, unoriginal behaviors, modes of dress, speech, and likes. She is tragically/laughably unaware of her utter lack of specialness and intrigue. She believes herself to be unique, fly, amazing, and a complete catch, when really she is boring, painfully normal, and par. She believes her experiences to be crazy, wild, and different or somehow more special than everything that everybody else is doing, when really, almost everyone is doing or has done the exact same thing. She is typical and a dime a dozen. There are many subtypes of basicness, such as the basic ratchet, the basic sorority bitch, the basic groupie bitch, the basic I’m-so-Carrie-from-Sex-and-the-City bitch, etc, but ultimately, they all share the common thread of being expendable and unnoteworthy and, in some cases, having absolutely no redeeming qualities.”

When it comes to travel, I don’t agree with that definition. Everyone is noteworthy, every person is unique, and the whole “she thinks she’s special, but everyone is doing the same thing” bit is kind of hypocritical regarding travel since pretty much everything has been done already. Specific destinations are usually popular for good reason, and I wouldn’t call someone basic if he/she wanted to go to Italy just like every other person. Because guess what, Italy is fucking amazing and I would go every year if I had the money. But the overarching definition of “basic bitch” does lie within that first sentence:

“Someone who is unflinchingly upholding of the status quo and stereotypes of their gender country without even realizing it.”

I can only speak from an American perspective. If you go anywhere in the world, the stereotype of Americans is that we’re loud, ignorant, and rich.  Basically this: trump-lead2

Can’t tell you how many times people have asked me if I own a gun. (No.) I wouldn’t say people hate us, but they don’t respect us either. And I wouldn’t say that stereotype is wrong. I see it all the time when I travel. I can spot a basic American bitch from a mile away. Also, you basic Aussies aren’t that far off either. I definitely try to avoid y’alls crazy asses (mostly cause there is no way I can drink or rage as often or as hard as y’all do.)

But of course, these are all stereotypes. Not everyone is like that. MOST people traveling for travel, not for vacation, AREN’T like that (including the Aussies). To me, a basic bitch is someone who enforces that status quo. So below are the four characteristics that define what a traveling basic bitch is.

1) A Basic Bitch Pays Full Price

Ok, some things you’re going to pay full price. Sometimes you’re going to get cheated and played. But a BASIC BITCH pays full price ALL THE TIME. For example: would rather pay $500 for a snorkeling trip than to just buy a snorkel, hire a fisherman, and go snorkeling him/herself for 400x less. See what I’m sayin’? That’s just not good money management, and you reinforce the stereotype that stupid Americans are made of money and will pay any amount for some basic shit. NO. Just cause you’re too lazy to think outside of the box, you’ve now made it easier for tour guides to overcharge the rest of us.

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2) A Basic Bitch Goes to a Country Just To Say He/She Went

I’ve read so many bloggers that advertise locations I want to go to, but then upon clicking their links they offer the most basic information that I could find on Trip Advisor. Thanks for letting me know I should go to the Coliseum when in Rome?

Psych. Thanks for nothing.

A person like that just went to say he/she went, but didn’t even really see it and may know nothing about the architecture or the history. The sole purpose of them visiting the Coliseum is to snap a picture for The Gram, and leave. BAAAASSSSIIIICCC.

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Also, a non-overnight layover in another country doesn’t count as you visiting a country. Bro, you didn’t even leave the airport.

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3) A Basic Bitch Goes to a Country To Hang Out With People Just Like Him/Her

This is kind of why I hate resorts. Resorts are SO EASY and beautiful and amazing, but really you’re just going to go hang out with other Americans. The other people you come in contact with are not offering you an experience of what the country is really like. Nor are you learning anything new. You’re sitting by the pool, drinking your body weight in mimosas. Why didn’t you just go to Miami?

But it’s not just resorts, hostels are similar. Some hostels are just discounted places to stay, and sure you meet people and get drunk at the local pub.  But others are specifically made for you to be drunk the entire time. Especially if the hostel name has the word “Drunk” in it (i.e. The Drunken Monkey Hostel.) I’ve been to a hostel where you were required to take a shot upon entering and again if you broke any hostel rules. And at night, when you came out of your dorm. And you were sort of forced to play drinking games as part of the stay. Yea, no, thanks. Probably a very basic experience seeing as you can do that anywhere back at home or in college or whatever. Basic af. (Disclaimer: being drunk isn’t basic, just how you do it. And if you’re going to be drunk the entire time, get your life together. You are a Master Level Basic.)girls-party-drunk-alcohol-swimming-pool-1014x487

4) A Basic Bitch Takes More From The Experience Than He/She Gives Back

Travelling is when one goes to a different/foreign place to see and experience a different way of living. It is more of an attempt to blend in and wanting to leave as an altered and more educated person. The primary purpose of traveling is to expose oneself to a new culture, cuisine, ideas, etc.

While vacation is where one takes a break from their normal activities to experience a change from every day experiences.” –response written by Dhawani Parekh

I guess this is the ultimate rule. There is a difference between travel and vacation. A vacation is not going to change your life, travel is. The purpose of traveling is to understand someone else not like you. And to also offer them a fresh perspective of who you are (hopefully for the positive), and how it could be quite different than what they originally thought. By doing that, our world shrinks and gets smaller, more relatable, and more loveable. Making the world more about love, less about hate.

I once read a quote that said, “The antidote to fear is information.” Our world operates off of fear of the unknown. So the more you know about someone else, the less you fear the customs, religion, or place they live in, and vice versa. It sure would solve a lot of the world’s problems, you know, understanding each other?

BUT if you’re just there to reinforce what they’ve always thought about your country, you’re basic and should just stay home.

Also, if you’re in a country for a long enough period of time, and you see poverty, people in need, or have interacted with a kind soul, you’re basic if 1) You haven’t made a forever friend by now, and 2) You haven’t contributed financially (or offered some sort of skill), yet gained something from the experience. I HATE photographers that profit off of taking photos of other people’s misery without wanting or at least trying to change someone’s life as a person of privilege.

In summary, these 4 things are characteristics that define a traveling basic bitch TO ME. Not drinking pumpkin spice or wearing Uggs (or Chacos, like I said in a previous post), cause I do all of those things (not the Chacos). It’s more about your perspective on life and travel.

So if you’re offended by these things, sorry but I’m not sorry.  And if you’re not, THANK THE LORD!

Comment if you hate me, comment if you don’t, love ya for stopping by!

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  1. yes yes yes! glad I finally got to read this post. I feel the hardest point for most people to swallow is the photography, since everybody carries a camera. Use it to educate and help. not for a portfolio.

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  2. so much sass in this post but I love it!!

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